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The other day I walked into the new green dry cleaners to ask about prices. She looked at my clothes and says “usually we charge $15…but since these are small we’ll only charge you $12.”
- Life at 5 Feet
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Dating a tall boy
Walking into my Dutch boyfriends family’s house, his super tall mom bends down to hug me. Takes a step back and asks “have you gotten shorter ?”
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Coffeetime
While waiting on line at Starbuck’s this morning, the Barista skipped me and asked for the order of the guy behind me. Realizing he glazed over me, he blushed and scurried away to prep my coffee.
Patiently waiting for my coffee, the barista then begins to shout out “iced americano! iced americano!” I peer to my left..peer to my right…and realize I’m the only one standing there. Swallowing my dignity, I start waving my arm in the air before he finally looks down and hands me my coffee.
-Life at 5 Feet
